The 7 Funniest Quotes About Divorce

1. “Ah yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” –Robin Williams

2. “The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.” – Johnny Carson

3. “I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” – Bette Davis

5. “She cried – and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” – Tommy Manville

6. “I look a divorce this way: it’s better to have loved and lost, then to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.” – Steve McGrew

7. “You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they’re worth it.” – Willie Nelson